Adam's Ladder

This is an interesting question I found on the Pluribus subreddit here.

While it’s a fun thought experiment, I realize I need to start blogging again to rejuvenate my desire to write and improve my personal life. I figure I’d kick things off with a simple question: if I was one of the 13 immune from the Apple TV show, Pluribus, what would I do?

First things first, let’s get the obvious out of the way: I wouldn’t let the Plurbs take stem cells from my hip bone, hair, or saliva. I strongly value my individuality and independence.

As Isaac Clarke said in Dead Space: We will not become whole.

That being said, onto the fun part:

Day 1-2: During the first 48 hours of the “Plurbing”, I’d be in a state of disorder. I wouldn’t be like Diabate who’d instantly adjust to a Plurbed Earth. I’d be hiding, ensuring the infected didn’t find me.

Inevitably, of course, they will, similar to how they discovered Manousos within the first 33 hours.

Day 3: After realizing I’m immune to the Happiness Virus, my first goal would be a complete medical check-up from the infected. I’ve already created my game plan. Ergo, I want to ensure I can live as long as humanly possible.

I’d want them to check for any long-term conditions. Since I know I’m on HTN and cholesterol meds, I’d ensure one of their doctors (initially a hot blonde I’d assign to myself), did weekly check-ups on me so I’m in tip-top shape.

This would also include a healthy meal plan that I’d enjoy.

At this point, I would request a libido enhancer to prepare for what’s to come.

Proviron is an anabolic steroid that, well, really isn’t anabolic. It has a reputation for massively boosting libido. Another option is PT141. In addition, I’d also use Swedish flower pollen + Lecithin for more intense orgasms.

If I’m too unsure of what to do, I could have the Plurbs provide recommendations to discover what would work best.

After my check-up, I’d be choosing my first “necessities” to live and travel:

• I want to live in 400 W Huron in the River North neighborhood of Chicago
• My private jet would be an Airbus ACJ350 XWB, the most luxurious private jet.
  
  Note: I’d have to be careful on flying in-case Carol’s negative emotions causes the Plurbs to cease up and causes the plane to crash.
• Claim the Azzam superyacht before Diabate can. It may be best to use this instead of flying an airplane in-case Carol has one of her fits again.
  
  Have the Azzam parked in NYC Harbor, so I can drive from Chicago to NYC to travel the world.
• A Lexus ES for long distance driving since it has good gas mileage.
• A Rolls Royce Phantom for in-city driving.

While I could have a standard luxury apartment, I’d be extra sure to request the following specialized items:

• A jar of low-and-mid dose Adderall or Vyvanse for a libido boost or focus if I’m working on a project.
• Clomid and other male fertility medications in-case I decide to father children.
• The most high tech gaming PC.
• Speakers built in to the walls/ceilings to play calming music when necessary.

The rest of my day will be spent adjusting to my new home.

Day 4-10: This is where the fun truly begins.

My first goal after I wake up is aggregating a list of celebrities I’d want to fuck.

I’d want them within the apartment building (doing normal Plurb things) so I can call them in a moment’s notice. The list would be:

• Taylor Swift (my #1 top!)
• April Gloria (#1 Taylor Swift lookalike)
• Natalie Dormer
• Belle Delphine
• Scarlett Johanson
• Megan Fox
• Chloe Grace Moretz
• Sydney Sweeney
• Millie Bobby Brown
• Maya Hawke
• Selena Gomez
• Candice Swanopoel
• Emma Watson
• Mia Khalifa
• Then, I’d just add to the list as needed or go through Instagram and OnlyFans to pick out.

I’m well aware it’d take a few days to get everyone here, so instead I will instruct the nearest Plurb to bring 10 of the hottest young women within a 5 mile radius to my apartment entrance.

I’d fuck them as “hold over” until the celebrities arrived.

In between fucking celebrities, I would be getting massages (both Swedish and erotic) on my spare time + eating fine dining.

Day 11: According to the Pluribus show, the other survivors meet during Day 2. However, I could have been hiding at that time. If the Plurbs found me on Day 1, I would use my Airbus to travel to meet the others. My schedule would be out of whack, but that wouldn’t matter.

If the Plurbs found me later than Day 1, then I’d have the Plurbs inform the other survivors that I exist. Of course, I’d join their Zoom calls.

I think I’d get along very well with Diabate, since we have similar goals. Carol and Manousos the least. Like the other survivors, I’d refuse to communicate with her.

Misc Notes: At this point, I’d spend my days fucking, so I won’t waste my time writing since it’d be monotonous and very boring to write. That being said, here’s my wishlist of things I’d instruct the Plurbed to do:

• Create new Killers for Dead by Daylight and instruct a few thousand of them to play a few games with me. Dead by Daylight also has too many bugs to count, I’d additionally instruct the Plurbed to fix the foundations beforehand.
• Travel to the UK, Germany, the Netherlands, Italy, Russia, France, Africa, Australia, India, the Middle East, and Japan to fuck locals over there.
  
  I will do normal touristic activities for a week in each country while fucking the locals – sometimes simultaneously!
  
  I would also start with the more exotic countries first (e.g. Japan, the Middle East, India, Africa, etc) before moving to the European countries.
• Make meth with Bryan Cranston under his persona of Walter White
• An M4 Carbine to protect myself from the wild animals in zoos the Plurbed undoubtedly released in case of emergency.
• If I did want to travel from NYC to Europe/the Middle East/Asia, etc, it may be best if I had a new batch of women to choose to accompany me.
  
  According to Google, the Azzam can hold 36 guests with 80 crew members and staff. That means I can bring 100 people on board.
  
  And where better to choose from? Instagram and OnlyFans. Of course, depending on when the Joining happens, I’d choose current stars from 2025 or 2026.
  
  My list would be:
  
  • Skylarmaexo
  • gracewhitely
  • itsellaxox
  • jadepixel
  • moya_maya
  • savannahryanxo
  • mon_mon
  • itschloemay
  • And so, so much more. Of course, once we reached our destination, the girls can do typical Plurb things until I had my fun in whatever country I found myself in. Then, back in the superyacht for them!
• Another idea would be to take the Icon of the Seas, the largest cruise ship in the world. It can carry 7,600 passengers at maximum capacity. So I can live a true nomadic lifestyle, I can request the Plurbs pack up 3,000 hot women of all types (cute, beautiful, sexy, etc) while traveling the world.
  
  We go from country to country, collecting all the beautiful women within respective country like a Pokemon collection.
  
  Hell, I can make it my HOME instead of living in Chicago. The only thing is getting rid of all the slides, kid-specific locations, etc. Just tear it all out and replace it with stuff I’d like.